Down The Garden Path
This section is dedicated to sitting back and doing nothing – without the danger of a rocket grenade landing in your swimming pool.
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Picture Books Make Magaluf Look Awesome! - 03 Feb 2010
I only came across them when my best mate Alfred was showing me his holiday snaps from Magaluf. These pics were pretty good – but they were made all the more interesting by the fact that Alfred had got all his images printed a photobook! It was great – it really added a certain professionalism to his photography.
Read Full Post »Lend Me Your Ear Of Corn: Self Catering Holidays - 02 Feb 2010
I was catering for the Lego man who was on a wagon containing stuff to be sold at market. I think I Iost his hat somewhere in that self catering cottage. I was gutted. Those little hats are not very common in boxes of Lego.
Read Full Post »I Think I Would Probably Like Holiday Home Insurance Actually - 01 Feb 2010
I want a place like the one in that film Sexy Beast. There’s a great scene with the Mediterranean Sea in the background. I’d like that but without the scary character in that film. Because having that guy in your house is just another reason to get holiday home insurance!
Read Full Post »My Own Personal Favourite Storage Solution - 01 Feb 2010
The best thing to do, if you can’t be bothered with finding storage solutions, is to not keep buying stuff. This is quite difficult as our future security relies upon us buying more and more things – that’s how capitalism works. Once people have accumulated too much stuff, they have to put it into storage – which again helps boost the economy.
Read Full Post »Pleasantly Surprised By Exhibition Stands - 28 Jan 2010
One I saw showed a huge blue sky with little fluffy clouds, which really gave a superb impression of space and freedom. This represented the open ended mind set of the video games company involved.
Read Full Post »Fixing Punctures in Bicycle Tyres - 27 Jan 2010
As part of the repair process you will probably need to put your inner tube in a bucket of water in order to identify where the hole is. Little bubbles will come out at where the problem does lie. You can then dry the tube off and apply the repair sticker.
Read Full Post »How F1 Merchandise Makes Me Feel Fast - 21 Jan 2010
And yes, it’s true, I’ve spray painted my car red, and my mate Brian hand painted a logo for a certain brand of American cigarettes on the sides. It doesn’t fool anyone, but at least we’ve tried.
Read Full Post »Reception Furniture of the Future - 20 Jan 2010
This remarkable piece of furniture will also have a high quality sound system contained within it, with speakers to either side of your head. From these speakers you will hear Enya, possibly a bit of Frank Sinatra on a quiet day.
Read Full Post »Choosing The Right Dog Clothes For Your Hound - 18 Jan 2010
That’s why it’s important for dog owners to take buying clothes for their dog very seriously. How would you feel if all the dogs in your street were wearing trendy hunting jackets and velvet waist coats – when you are lumped with a Union Flag t-shirt drawn tightly over your stocky doggy body?
Read Full Post »Expensive or Cheap Blinds Are For The Med - 15 Jan 2010
Personally, I need the sun to wake me up. There’s no way I can stay awake once the sun is sending it’s happy little rays through my window. In summer time, I’m up as soon the sun is. But if I’m in Spain, sleeping in a room with closed blinds, then there is no way I’ll wake up in the A.M.
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