Down The Garden Path
This section is dedicated to sitting back and doing nothing – without the danger of a rocket grenade landing in your swimming pool.
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VOIP Phones Help When Your Mobile Is Lost - 10 Mar 2010
I’m probably going to have to buy a new phone regrettably though. I know everyone says it, but how do you organise your life when you don’t have a phone? You can’t! You just have to get a phone. Otherwise you’ll just be using VOIP phones, which are great, but not so portable as your mobile phone.
Read Full Post »Mothers Day Ecards, Maybe Next Year? - 09 Mar 2010
Perhaps next year, when I’m a rich man – tra-la-la-la-la – I’ll return home with a computer, an internet connection and bundle load of ecards for her.
Read Full Post »Thank You Product Designers for Contact Lenses and Central Heating - 05 Mar 2010
Central heating I imagine was just a very gradual development of different heating methods. But however it worked – it’s fantastic. When the heating comes on on a cold winter evening, you realize how much better you feel. I don’t know how famous writers used to sit crouched over their desks I the freezing cold. How can your brain work when it’s really cold? That’s genius.
Read Full Post »Choosing Wedding Venues is Hard - 01 Mar 2010
In simple terms you can get married pretty much anywhere. Once you’ve absorbed this, you realise what a mammoth job it is to choose somewhere. You could choose your local pub, or you could choose your local church. But equally, you could choose the roof of a skyscraper too.
Read Full Post »A Scottish Car Hire Story - 01 Mar 2010
So anyway, this Spaniard did crash at one point. But he actually crashed on the RIGHT side of the road – that is, the LEFT side of the road. He drove into the side of a van, which caused quite a bit of damage to the car – and the van.
Read Full Post »Photobooks Could Be Your Legacy - 22 Feb 2010
When it comes to sitting round that coal fire that you’re never going to have, with your offspring’s offspring, telling stories about what you did when you were a young ‘un – you’ll have a huge stack of photobooks with which to demonstrate how much fun you’ve had.
Read Full Post »Baby Names, Give Your Baby One Of These - 16 Feb 2010
No one is quite sure what would happen if you did not give your baby a name. Would the State give it a name? Is there any precedent for this? Anyway, the important thing is to give your child a name, as it saves a great deal of confusion later on.
Read Full Post »Rabbits V Squirrels - 09 Feb 2010
In terms of having a sense of humour, the squirrels come out on top too. Presumably, they don’t really have a sense of humour, and are just perky look rats with bushy tails. They share this same characteristics with penguins – which are equally hilarious. Aren’t they?
Read Full Post »We Wish We’d Stayed In Storage: Ipswich Live Music Woes - 08 Feb 2010
To be honest, when we were in that room listening to heavy metal come through the ceiling (we couldn’t even watch TV) we thought we would have had a better night if we went and slept on our sofa in the storage Ipswich place.
Read Full Post »Scraping Lasagne Off With Catering Equipment - 05 Feb 2010
Ultimately though, my time in that hospital kitchen was very rewarding and a lot of fun. I got to meet some great characters whilst there – many of whom I’m still in contact with. They taught me how to cook chips straight from frozen – and not to mention how to scrub lasagne off a tin.
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