It is true, the idea of corporate events is one that excites many. The possibility is certainly one that send thrills of excitement down the spines of my colleagues. Tasty food, perhaps a few drinks, maybe a little dance.

The temptation to misbehave in these situations is huge, and you’ll often find that work-social boundaries are crossed in a way that few other settings can inspire. Corporate events, especially the ones you spend overnight, are fraught with perils and temptations of all kinds, a little temporary bubble that won’t come round again in a long, long time. It’s like the cast of Coronation Street going on holiday together; a bad idea, but it happens.

Best thing to do is imbibe as much of the free bubble filled fortified grape juice as possible – and conk out early, to avoid any embarrassment. Also, when entering you room, make sure you check the cupboard containing the ironing board too – as there may just be a red-faced Welshman waiting to leap out at you.