Having a child is one of the most amazing experiences anyone is likely to have during their short spell on Planet Earth. Once you’re sure you’ve have a little person growing in your tummy, you have to face the very real situation of choosing a name for your kid. If you don’t choose one of the many baby names out there, your son or daughter will grow up without a name.

On the plus side it will be very hard for his fellow people to ridicule his name. If you don’t have a name it is quite difficult to think up any nick names, and your little spawn would receive their name from any physical improprieties – such as being tall.

No one is quite sure what would happen if you did not give your baby a name. Would the State give it a name? Is there any precedent for this? Anyway, the important thing is to give your child a name, as it saves a great deal of confusion later on.