We all want to get married and become totally complete by doing so, don’t we? Or at least, we want to use our weddings as a superb excuse to go somewhere exotic and get a tan. The options for the wedding minded are literally only bound by the number of places you can get married these days. So you can get married pretty much anywhere, except on the M25. Wedding venues eh?

You can’t get married there (on the M25). Ok, if you can get married there, then you can sue me. Or marry me. But not on the M25. Maybe on a quiet B road somewhere in Hampshire. I accidentally walked into Hampshire one cold winters day (coming from Surrey). It was really nice but I wouldn’t want to get married there.

When it comes to wedding venues it has to be combined with a really good holiday, so that when you get divorced it doesn’t hurt so bad. Yeah?

So what are these global hotspots for wedding venues that I speak of? I don’t know, maybe Las Vegas if you really want to be tedious. Or just get a cheap wedding in a registry office and spend the 5 grand you saved on a 3 month holiday.