It’s party season again, and everyone is wondering what ridiculous things will happen at the work do. Hopefully there’ll be a good bit debauchery and drunkenness and people looking embarrassed on Monday morning. In many cases, we’ll never know the catalogue of faux pas, the list of inappropriate passes between colleagues that will occur on the big night. But I reckon there’ll be plenty.

More importantly than that though, is what will we all wear? Isn’t it exciting? We all have to wear smart casual clothes – so that pretty much means a suit for most of the geezers and a dress for the birds. Crucially there’ll be loads of free food and – even more crucially – free drink too.

There’ll be some dodgy music and some dodgy dancing to accompany it too. I’m sure, we’ll all be up there making a tit of ourselves.

If you’re having a Christmas party, have a great time.