Corporate events do not always fill us all with extreme amounts of joyousness, but the truth is that they can actually be a lot of fun. You get to see your colleagues in a different setting, possibly a bit drunk – and if you’re out of town – possibly in the sack too.

But what would be the best kind of corporate event? Well I reckon it would be great if all the employees, delegates and prospective clients all flew out of leaden old England, through the clouds and across the ocean to perhaps some Caribbean island.

This would be great; work and business would be a total farce. You’d just spend your time trying to stay awake while you nurse your hangover. What else would you do? Well, you’d probably just spend your time whispering sweet nothings to Audrey from Accounts, and, once you’d failed, and dealt with all the tedious business talk, you’d go and get drunk on drinks with paper umbrellas sticking out of them.

That’s just the sort of corporate event I’d hate but also kind of like too.