As everyone knows, this article is about travel. So anyway – Champagne eh? We all love a bit of Champagne – and you know, it’s those little bubbles that get you so tipsy so quick. It can really be a matter of seconds before you start feeling the effects.

But for the Champagne connoisseur, it is also about taste. But if I’m honest, personally, I think it tastes pretty much like Babycham. Nothing wrong with Babycham mind you – I used to like a drop of that. The only downside was that you had to drink 20 litres of it before you got pissed. And you weren’t really pissed in the classic sense – it’s just urine poisoning from too much liquid that gives you the dizzy sensation.

It’s a badge of wealth or success for many people. It spurts out in a rather phallic way, and when the white froth does come out – everyone knows it’s time to celebrate.

Yes, it’s true, if you want to show everyone that you’re going to celebrate and you’re willing to pay lots of money for sparkling wine – then Champagne is the ideal way to do it. Joking aside, there really isn’t anything as nice as feeling those little bubbles on your tongue, and the unmistakable taste of those Champagne grapes on your tongue. It’s also great to get sloshed on!