My friend is going away to South Korea, just her and her zombie strawberry blonde Barbie doll on a pig, and I’m going to miss her. She really is great to have around. If she wasn’t here, I’d literally have to make coffee for myself all the time.
But I wish her well on her big adventure. She’s going to meet new people, experience new things and eat lots and lots of dogs. The two biggest exports of South Korea are mobile phones and dogs. Everyone knows that.
I think the authorities are going to crack open that pig just in case there are any naughty things in there, and Barbie too I shouldn’t wonder. And that strawberry.
Kolean Aventure Rady: I want you to send me some mobile phones that I can sell on eBay and some dogs that I can eat. If you do this I will come and visit you lots and lots.
South Korea is a highly advanced south east Asian nation that offers a unique blend of history, culture, modernity and of course dogs.
One of the things people mostly know about South Korea is that they eat dogs. I think I’ll wrap this baby up.
I am touched by this blog! How I will miss you too and I’ll never forget your lovely tea making and Punjabi puns – Pathda Kutha Datti?!
So you want a dog…for Christmas? Would you mind a dog that I have named, a dog on a stick, shrink wrapped dog or dog on the bone?? Personally I like dog smothered in cheese and sandwiched in between two burger buns and laced with ketchup and mustard, with a side of cat salad and kimchi! But whatever takes your fancy!
The land of Korea awaits me! =D
Rock on PaPaPaa!