Yeah so I’m just going to say a few words about I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, it’s kind of travel related isn’t it? They all go to Australia and eat insects. That’s pretty travel oriented. But I’m not sure if sitting around arguing with B-list celebs and being woken up by rats in the dead of night is really getting the most out of Australia.

I suppose the country is perfect for visiting Brits, where the black hole of British culture can be experienced in the heat of the Aussie sunshine (ooohhh just kidding). For some of those celebrities it will be the first time in Australia, and it seems odd that they’ll be stuck in a small patch of spider-infested jungle, perhaps without getting the chance to explore more of this insanely exciting country. And, whilst penned in under the tropical canopy, they’ll be watched by millions of Britons, sitting inside in front of their glowing boxes, rain thrashing at the windows of their red brick boxes.

I’ll be watching, that’s for sure.